Snailed

When a male attempts to have sex with a flacid penis, but cannot successfully complete the deed.

"How was last night with Jess? Did you nail her?"

"Nah dude, I snailed the shit out of her."
"I'm sorry man, it happens to the best of us."

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Yamuled

When a person forgets what a word is they replace it with "Yamuled"

I Yamuled down the street

I saw a Yamuled at the zoo

She is such a Yamuled