Souch

| ˈsaʊtʃˈ |
verb

To knock over, slap or strike something, usually in a rude or aggressive manner, that another person is about to grab.

Person 1 reaches for ketchup bottle.
Person 2 *Souches the ketchup bottle*, "Get your own damn ketchup!"

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Thair

| THe(ə)r |

Used interchangeably instead of the words there, their, or they're, for dipshits that don't understand the difference between the three.

Their going to drive to the mall... there?... they're?... fuck it, I'm using "thair"!

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