pokey-fiddly

An architectural flourish too small and too unworkable and too whatever to bother retaining.

Hey, Chandler, that little tiny window in front of the stairway, think it's pokey-fiddly? Wade says it's pokey-fiddly looking.

ridictrellis

Ridictrellis: adj., describeing a pokey-fiddly trellis that looks ridiculous.

Chandler: "Man, that trellis just ain't working for me. Looked a whole lot better on the plans than on site."

Wade: "Yeah, it's gotta go. Way too pokey-fiddley. Ridictrellis, even."