Jerry Brown

The color of San Francisco's human excrement.

"Our sidewalks are now Jerry Brown."

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cylon eye

Commonly seen in lower-quality television series, this is the repetitive back-and-forth movement of an actor's eyes as he reads the cue cards held up off-camera behind the head of the other actor he's in a dialog scene with.

"Did you see the last episode of 'Arrow'? David Ramsey was cylon-eying like a metronome."

Cylon eye: Youtube.com watch v=0ccKPSVQcFk

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thief in chief

The President of the United States, during these benighted times as America slips from moral leadership of the Free World into kleptocratic collectivism. (Derived from the appellation "commander-in-chief", reserved the the leader of the nation.)

"There isn't one bum in the race worth voting for. All they want to be is 'Thief in Chief'. Every one of 'em is a lying crook hoping the taxpayers still have a coin to squeeze before the nation collapses into insolvency."

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Larsoning

Coined in observation of the infamously wooden thespianship of Brie Larson, "larsoning" is the opposite of acting.

Richard C. Meyer asked "What is the opposite of acting?" during a trailer-review of "Captain Marvel"; the answer, dear intrepid reporter, is "larsoning".

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Sloshing in her boots

Said of a female, "sloshing in their boots" or "sloshing in her boots" refers to a state of sexual attraction or arousal so extreme that they're "wet" (i.e., vaginally lubricated) all the way down to their feet.

"Did you see that selfie of Angela Merkel with that handsome stud Syrian migrant? The old bag was sloshing in her boots!"

Noddy

N. UK slang referring to a retarded person, especially a Mongoloid idiot (i.e., someone with Down syndrome) grinning inappropriately and nodding their head while babbling incoherently. Commonly used as an insult.

"You don't want trouble, you shouldn't let them fuckin' noddies in here!" (noddies, plural of noddy)-- John Constantine, Hellblazer Vol. 2: The Devil You Know (New Edition), publ 2012

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Putin's khuilo

Derived from the Ukrainian football (soccer) chant "Putin khuilo!" (literal: "Putin (is a) dickhead!"), later adopted by the Orange Revolution, "Putin's khuilo" is Donald Trump, whose appointment of pro-Putin staff, elimination of solidarity-with-Ukraine from the Republican platform (even as that country is being invaded), and association with Russian mob figures leave little to the imagination regarding his behind-the-scenes patronage.

The phrase asserts Trump is Putin's condom, or codpiece, as the Russian tyrant fucks the world through influencing the US to accomplish its objectives for it, and intercept the political fallout.

"With Putin's khuilo in the White House, the US becomes a neo-Soviet satellite under Kremlin control."

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