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Billy: I have a gun, do you want to see it?
Sallie: Sure, what kind is it?
Billy: It's a Milk pistol. Sometimes it takes kinda long to shoot, but I think you'll be ok. Let me show you how it works.
The final stages of a Slim Jim.
Why not buy the Slim Jim? At least you get some meat gum to extend your purchase.
The salt residue that remains on the shirt when it dries. And resembles the Metallica album "Ride The Lightning"
My effort is measured by the "sweat lightning" on my shirt.
When your getting a blow job and you get so relaxed that you accidentally fart in her mouth.
Dude she was giving me such good head I kept Blarphing in her mouth.
When you text someone with a heightened anticipation for a quick response.
I texted you to see if my phone was working, cause "DUDE" ain't hitting me back. I waited like a whole 5 minutes.
Yo! You got that text insecurity. They probably just busy, chill out!
When you text someone that doesn't respond as fast as you would like.
I texted you to see if my phone is working. I gave "dude" like a Whole 2 minutes to respond.
Yo... They might be busy. Don't give in to your text insecurities. Relax!
One who goes around sniffing women's bicycle seats right after they get done riding them.
That chick was so hot; after the bike race I just had to Snarf that seat.
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