Bitch (Positive)

A person who is a bitch in the best way. One who is blunt and strong when needed. Unafraid to tell it like it is for the benefit of those they care about.

“I love Ashley, she’s such a bitch (positive) when I need her to be!”

Tooters

Slang for tits when you want to make it sound less offensive.

John: I came on her tits last night!
Jack: Whoa! Tone it down a bit!
John: Sorry, I spooted on her tooters.
Jack: That’s better, right on! *high five*

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