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A 420 celebration of the longest (or shortest) day of the year.
You: "Dude, how are you going to celebrate the Summer Bowlstice?"
Me: "The same way I did last year. By smoking a bowl, and eating Cap'n Crunch...out of a bowl." (Mic drop)
Innovation in sex and / or porn acts (new positions, money shots, techniques, etc.).
Overheard at the 2016 AVN Awards: this year's "Innandoutovation in Blowjobs" award goes to...
...your mom!
The rented minivan you stock full of food and beer (and possibly Cannadabis) for camping at a 3 day music event, and somehow fail to unload the whole time, making it a makeshift kitchen pantry.
Vantry!
Verb. To shove a White Castle slider directly up your ass, in the hope it will feel better on the way out.
Roommate: âDude, that White Castle from last night totally hurt coming out this morning. Why arenât you hung over?â
Me: âI totally browncastled my sliders. Sucked at the time, but I feel like a champ this morning.â
The act of giving someone a hand job through a trash bag.
I refuse to date my garbage collector, but Iâve been gladhanding him for years.
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When a football announcer will simply not shut the fuck up about just how great and game changing one player (or coach, spectator, etc.) is.
Also applies to any other person who simply will not shut the fuck up about how great someone (usually someone they do not know and have never met) is.
Going into the National Championship game the other night, I just knew Brent Musburger was going to word hump someone. I just didn't know it was going to be Miss Alabama.
At least he didn't refer to her as an Alabama Hotpocket...