Random
Source Code

Mary

Mary, Chinese lady, usually runs a Chinese restaurant. Very good at shredding duck and chopping suey. Will quite happily deliver said delicacies to your front door in a little white carrier bag with some complimentary prawn crackers

It’s Saturday night, shall we get a Mary?

by Hoo See July 17, 2020

45👍 7👎


Jockland

Derogatory term for Scotland. You know, cos they’re all jocks therefore the land of jocks shall be known as Jockland.

It’s usually found that said folk enjoy tartan to the point that their homes are decorated in tartan wallpaper complimented with tartan rugs. Common mealtimes consist of haggis with jock whiskey

Och, am on me way to jockland

by Hoo See October 19, 2019


Sodden

Extremely wet. Usually of the female genetallia area. Commonly used in the Doncaster area of Yorkshire

Ooooh, I wer laying in bed last night and a wer havin a right mucky dream. When I wok up me chuff wer that wet me drawers wer sodden

by Hoo See December 12, 2018


Gerrit

Yorkshire term for “get it”.

Used mostly by the common folk of Doncaster

“Pass us the switcher our Simon”
“Frig off Jane”
“Sod off, al gerrit me friggin sen”

by Hoo See June 15, 2019

57👍 8👎


Frig

Yorkshire term for female masturbation. Commonly used in the Doncaster area.

Verb: to frig

Ooooh fuckin ell mate. I wer laying in me bed last night friggin me sen off thinkin about that fit lad a met int pub

by Hoo See October 24, 2019

83👍 12👎


Friggin’ ‘ell

Lighter Yorkshire phrase for “fucking hell”. Most commonly used in the Doncaster area

Ooooh friggin’ ‘ell, av left me ‘at int ‘ouse

by Hoo See March 2, 2019

45👍 1👎


friggin me sen off

Yorkshire term for female masturbation. Most commonly used in the Doncaster area

Oooooh, I wer layin in me bed last night and a wer friggin me sen off

by Hoo See February 29, 2020

45👍 2👎