bone idle bastard

Extremely lazy (and usually quite fat) waste of space. Generally work shy and quite content to sit on its fat arse all day

Hey up fatty, ya bone idle bastard. Hard day sitting on your fat arse?

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Skanky Asda

A small Asda store that used to be Netto. Still feels like a Netto. In a rough area and full of skanks and chavs in their pyjamas and tracksuits

Im just going to the Skanky Asda Denise

Chuff

Yorkshire slang for a woman’s vagina. Most commonly used in the Doncaster area.

Ooooh, fuckin ell mate. I wer laying in bed last night and me finger slipped right up me chuff

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