floor ramen

The absolute saddest a person can be, especially in regards to heartbreak, as defined by the act of sitting on the floor and crying while eating an entire pack of ramen. It is sadness on a level where you can't even make it through doing mundane activities like eating a meal without bursting into tears and sobbing uncontrollably.

"Jessica is sad today. I'm talking floor ramen. Someone should go check on her."