Terrance

A half caucasian, half african-american male who has an exceptionally bad memory and blames others for mischief and lies when challenged with questions about events in the past.

Look I know we agreed to leave at 3 P.M. at 12:50 P.M. just because you don't remember doesn't mean it didn't actually happen. Don't be a Terrance.

johnston county cupcake

While hitting it from behind and getting your ass getting licked by a dog, you throw up on her back, pull out and blow a load on the back of her head.

She likes extra icing on her Johnston county cupcake.