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When you lather your dick with cottage cheese, and give someone a good face fucking
I have a narley cough right now, Ithink itรขยยs because i got a Wisconsin Windpipe last night.
When you let an asian man eat your ass
Come over here and give me the Bruce lee style teriyaki tongue punch baby.
When you wrap another person in toilet paper and pour hot sauce down their ass crack
Come on, let me make you my Egyptian Firecracker, it really turns me on.
A Male whom quite doesnt understand that not a soul on this wretched plant likes him. The Andre in question is annoying, borderline retarded, has a thing for ankles and enjoys licking the dirt underneath my boot. Most people find Andre alright at first but then quickly realise they're dealing with an Andre.
Oh my god why are you being such an Andre!!!
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