Brock Craghead

A goofy guy with Short person syndrome and a little Dick. Gets bitches somehow, and uses his collected 2 brain cells to play football and watch a fuck ton of anime to the point where it’s scary

“Brock Craghead you fucking asshole”

Brock Craghead

A goofy guy with Short person syndrome and a little Dick. Gets bitches somehow, and uses his collected 2 brain cells to play football and watch a fuck ton of anime to the point where it’s scary. Stubborn as hell. Does not like Chilis. If you see one in the wild, catch it with Diet Coke

“Brock Craghead suck my dick you fuckin cunt”

Hessticular Cancer

A type of disease developed in both Male testicles and Brain, available to only males. This particular disease targets brainwaves that end up repelling all Female Genomes in a sort of “Gets no Bitches” or “Where’s my hug at?” Type of manner. It also affects the surrounding Male genomes in a way that makes the other men want to WWE RKO the carrier, due to its brain cell killing radio waves and cringey and unfunny humor.

“I’m sorry son, I believe you have Hessticular Cancer”
“What does that mean doctor?”
“Long story short, you get no bitches”

Hessticular Cancer

A condition where cancer is developed in both Male Testicles and Brain that affects it so that the cringey nature makes all of the Female genome to subconsciously feel disgusted by it, where it makes the Male genome want to absolutely WWE body slam the carrier due to it’s unfunny, and absolutely brain cell mass killing cringey nature

“I’m sorry sir, you’ve been diagnosed with Hessticular cancer

Hessticular Cancer

A type of cancer developed in both the brain and testicular areas, where it affects all rizz to the point of being as low as a “Super Senior”. It repels almost all of the female genome. It also affects the male genome, as the carrier is affected in a way where their humor is absolute shit, and is almost completely annoying, and makes other males want to snap kick the carrier in the neck. They also are desperate for rides to lunch, and are like leeches if they stick by you. It also slowly makes the carrier appear and act more zesty

Doctor: I’m sorry son, it appears you have Hessticular Cancer, you will get no bitches

Ex. Of Rizz: “Where’s my hug at?” “Let’s compare hand sizes!!” “(Referring ‘nudes’ as in leftover noodles) Does anyone want her nudes?”