Cocaine cannon

Is Where you load your Ole lady's chocolate star fish with Peruvian marching powder and have her fart that right up the hoover shoot while sniffing as hard as you can.

I met this Ole girl at the bar last night and did a cocaine cannon straight from her fart box.

cushion oyster

Referring to a load of semen left on a chair or couch or backseat.

Also used in reference to a kid that's a couch potatoe.

Who is that over there on the couch? That's my little cushion oyster.