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Brazilian monkey twist

The brazilian monkey twist is (despite its name) an ancient aztecian maneuver. It is when you place a mans dick in to a stone wall and cement it in place. You then pick up the man and slowly spin him counter clock wise. This was the most efficient form of torture during that era.

I was studying the ancient brazilian monkey twist and tried it out for myself!

by Hoolick fanboi January 30, 2019


Onion crumb

This is the offspring of a whole onion hread. When the onion bread ahas intercourse with an onion baguette, and onion crumb is produced from all the scraping against eachother. An onion crumb is the most wholesome bond an onion bread and onion baguette can have.

Me and my husband onion baguette just made an onion crumb

by Hoolick fanboi January 30, 2019


Dick crushing

When a man crushes his dick under a steamroller

My dick was so fat i had to crush it down a bit by dick crushing

by Hoolick fanboi January 30, 2019


Hollick-kenyon

Quite possibly the hottest piece of ass you will ever see. When you see him you are immediately attracted to him and want to give him a blowjob. He deserves everything in the world and has the power to have sexual intercourse with anyone.

I wanna fuck that hotass Hollick-kenyon

by Hoolick fanboi January 30, 2019


Erectile dysfunction

When you get a boner really easily. When you have erectile dysfunction you will see a single person and immediately get hard.

I have erectile dysfunction

by Hoolick fanboi January 30, 2019

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Dildo crusting

Dildo crusting is a term used to describe a dildo being stuck in a woman or mans ass and the person takes a rubber spatula and goes around the inside of their anal cavity attempting to push out the dildo. Therefore "crusting" the anus and pulling out the dildo.

I had to do some dildo crusting after me and my girlfriend tried to be fweaky

by Hoolick fanboi January 30, 2019

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