March 14

Fight your enemy day

It’s march 14

Gets in fight

March 8

Slap a hoe day because it’s march 8

Slap the hoe in your grade on march 8

March 6

Slap a person who’s name starts with K

Girl with K: hi
Random person: “slap”

Because it is march 6

March 13

Get in a bitch fight with the hoe of the school.

Hoe: walking in the hallway talking to 100 boys
Person: get’s in a bitch fight

Hoe: takes the L

Why: because it’s march 13 and nobody likes you

gretchen

A psychotic mother who mistakenly believes her children are the perfect example of purity, chastity, morality and good breeding.

The gretchen up the street won't believe that her son stole my son's tools.

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