Dude what are you doing?

A Philism most often used in blatantly obvious situations.

Phil: Dude what are you doing? (Said to man sitting on toilet conducting the butt orchestra)
Mistral: WTF I’m giving birth to a brown baby boy what’s it sound like?

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FUF

A euphemism used to describe the obligatory Fat Ugly Friend.

Phil said he would take point with the FUF so you can score the honey!

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Dude don't lie

A Philism used to fill a lull in conversation or as a pathetic comeback to a derogatory quip. Most often used excessively in conjunction with “what are you doing?”

Phil: Mike what are you doing?

Mike: Checking out Craig’s list

Phil: Dude don’t lie

Dan: Phil was so drunk he took point with the FUF again.

Phil: Dude don’t lie she had a good personality.

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