Excuse I make when I find out that {ENTER NAME HERE} is cheating on me but i dont want to believe it.
Concerned friend: Yo bro I saw her getting freaky wit sum bois from school
"Bro" : No way she was working at the café
When a girl that a guy likes a-lot is just used sing him and actually cheating on him with all of her friends while he is home missing her.
Friend of hopeless boy: hey bro I heard your girl is cleaning the dishes, it was some 69 or 70 action.
Hopeless boy (me): No way she would never do that to me.
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