Ass napkin

A folded piece of toilet paper or some sort of hemorrhoid pad/wipe that you put in between your ass cheeks to prevent itching.

I had such bad itchy rats ass during work today I had to put in an ass napkin!

trongs

Underwear, referring to the word “thong”

I found his trongs in the freezer!!

SOC

Abbreviation for “Size Of Cock”

Cedrick: “I went whale watching this weekend”

Brucie: “No way, u get a look at its SOC?!”