Poo stick

A penis that has been pulled out of an anus ceases to be a penis and becomes a poo stick

Oh look there she is, big bad Lisa, doing what she does best in life, chomping on a poo stick!

Bin

Cockney rhyming slang for “slag”. Bin bag - slag.

Lads it’s perfectly fine to take a bin home, as long as you take the trash out in the morning.

Took a bin home last night, cracking boat on her, cost me a fair few bees though