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When a homeless person enters a phonebox to search for spare change in the coin slot and upon leaving he is surprised to find a bucketful of semen falling onto his head, splattering the exquisite contents all over his rags.
"Peter got hobo surprised last week, and he loved it"
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The ensuing conflict that occurs when two gentlemen get stuck whilst docking.
"I couldn't pull my cock out," said Peter, "it was a real Man Tug-Of-War".
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