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Bear is gay slang for: the hottest possible creatures special invisible to my horny ass that is made of unicorn hearts that burst out of my dick hole and Grindr is not working so im depressed... a lot like a student that is doing drugs because of school makes me sad as fuck. Seriously bears are sad because Grindr is also not working cause there are a lot of bears in there. Though I still want their hot white liquid *cum* but I love it :P Anyways cum is cum and it has a lot of healthy nutrients and stuff like that. (Actually might not be healthy) Though I still want much of it

Bob: Damn that bear is really hot
Tim: Yeah but grindr isn't working
Bob: Fuck off Tim

by Horny Mat Slut November 4, 2019

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