Reach around foul

Reach around foul: when you’re playing basketball and you reach into your buds pants and he cums right away.

Hey bud, you wanna play some basketball? Sure, reach around foul? Oh ya bud you’re going to dirty those pats.

Gloominati

Gloominati: everything is terrible and others control me.

People who always part ways with an outrageous conspiracy reference.

Gloominati: See ya later, hope your kids don’t end up being satanic sex slaves in that pizza gate thing!

Googlechondriac

Googlechondriac: when you can’t stop googling medical ailments.

Dude! Stop googling medical advice! You’re out of control! You’re a Googlechondriac!