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Common male pattern baldness of the circular type, frequently located on the crown of a males head.
"Dude, that guy is going bald quick!"
"Yeah, he's definitely got the priest rub going"
Any child under 2 and a half.
So I showed up to my friends house and his two year oldâs screaming and crying. I took one look at him and said âNice semen demon you got there.â
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When a guys stomach is so large and protruding that it provides shade for his junk.
"Is that guy pregnant?"
"No, that's just his cock awning"
"Oh, I bet he hasn't seen his junk in years"
A response to someone who likes to insult or belittle you once there is a crowd to entertain. Usually it is the social arsonist that is the antagonist and this is a perfect, appropriate response.
ANTAGONIST -"What have you been doing all day? Walking around doing nothing? Have you fixed anything? "
RESPONSE - "Don't wipe your ass with me!"
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Similar to a micro-penis, only smaller.
Hey Matt, my friend was looking for a date, but she's heard you're packing a "pelvic skin tag".
This guy have big PP energy
46cm of his dick
and he is sexy
Ou Gregor with that horse dick
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This guy have big PP energy
46cm of his dick
and he is sexy
Ou Gregor with that horse dick