A silly hipster magazine. Teeny bopper hipsters like to read this magazine and feel punk. Ussually around 100-130 pages of trendy scene kids making bad puns.
Check out the Wreak Havoc! song "Kids These Days" for better examples.
Scene Kid: I just got my new Alternative Press in the mail! I'M SO HARDCORE!
Anyone Else: You fail.
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