Chinese Ass Infection

Catching Anal Warts by someone crying into your ass.

"I got a Chinese Ass Infection from Susie last night. It hurts like hell when I pinch a loaf."

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Oklahoma Jellyfish

A used condom, flushed down the toilet that, somehow, made it past the sewage treatment facility, and is floating in the rivers and streams of Oklahoma.

Billy-Bob: "Hey, d'you go fishin' down yonder't tha river?"
Jimmy-James: "Yeah, all I caught was an Oklahoma Jellyfish."

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Dropping a Gangster

Taking a humongous shit.

Sometimes to Vanilla Ice's Ice, Ice Baby

"Dude, he's been in there Dropping a Gangster for 30 minutes now."

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Iraqi Root Canal

Skullfucking an AlQaeda member to death. Yes, skullfucking a guy, but not to be gay, just to show them who's boss, goddammit!

Chuck Norris: "America, fuck yeah!!"
Terrorist Bastard: "*gugh!* Halajamagh- *AGH!*"
Osama: "Holy fucking Allah!! It's the Iraqi Root Canal!...Oh shit, that's Chuck Norris!!"

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Irish Shiner

Polishing a woman's ass using a spit-shine method, for the purpose of using your spit as an anal lube.

"Hey, I gave your wife an Irish Shiner last night."

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Chocahol

This is what Chocaholics are addicted to.

"Beware the dangers of consuming large quantities of chocahol."

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Mutha fuckin' JAM!

A term used to describe something that is awesome beyond words.

Used in My Way Entertainment's Ghostbusters parody.

Variants include but are not limited to:
Mutha fuckin' JAM!
JAM!
JAM, nigga!
OH,JAM!

Crazy Bastard #1: "Charles Manson was Mutha fuckin' JAM!"
Crazy Bastard #2: "Naw, naw! Jeffrey Dahmer was JAM, nigga!"

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