Russian CAT Scan

The act of hooking a severed power cord of a VCR, (trust me, we only do this with VCR cords)to the testicles of your enemies as a means of torture...or just cause it's fucking funny in an evil, morbid sort of way.

A.K.A. Russian X-Ray, inspired by cartoon electrocutions in which Tom, a poor cat's skeleton is shown as he is constantly tortured by a asshole mouse named Jerry.

"GTFO, you dumbass or I'll give you a Russian CAT scan!"

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Ape-ass Crazy

Doing something crazy such as almost running over a drunk as he's taking a piss, causing him to jump into the pond he was pissing in. That act, my friend, would be ape-ass crazy.

"Heh... Y- y'alls Ape-ass crazy!" - a dude named Billy

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Wang snot

Spooge, Semen, Cum, Penis pudding, sperm.

Get it?

"Ms. Lewenski, there's Wang snot on your dress."

Piss-cube

An ice cube made of frozen urine.

"There's a Piss-cube in my drink!"

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