Mwmb

MWMB stands for man with monkey balls. It’s a chronic illness commonly found in middle aged dads and black people. To know if you have this check if your balls are the size of small watermelons. If they are this big or bigger you have mwmb.

Hey man did you see that Connor Parrish has monkey balls. He is a MWMB.

Horse tailer

The act of shaving a horses tail off and sticking your head inside the horses anus and pretending to be it’s tail

Dude did you hear Gavin smith pulled a horse tailer yesterday, crazy shit man.