Perfect Neal is a guy who can do no wrong. Heâs highly praised at work for perfectly executing any task. He has the added benefit of looking like Thor so you know he gets plenty of attention, especially in the workplace, because the ladies all secretly want a taste of the perfection. So much so that he will be coined a ladies man. Which means he will be at the center of a lot of rumorsâ¦after all perfection comes at a cost. A perfect neal just canât help but do the perfectly right thing, even when temptation is dangled in his perfect face. So donât be surprised when a Perfect Neal isnât tempted by advances or phased by gossip, because heâs perfect, remember? The best part is, a perfect neal wonât even believe it when he is told that heâs a perfect neal. How perfectly ironic.
Heâs so good at everything he does!
-I know, thatâs why heâs âperfect nealâ
-Youâre right even when youâre wrong because youâre a perfect neal.