turd splurge

When the turds splurge everywhere.

shit hits the fan, the turds can't stop coming. #2020turdsplurge
Someone's gonna splurge in ur turd, turd in ur splurge. Hot.
You're a nuisance, you cause trouble and that makes you a stinky turd.

I also tell my dog he's a turd splurge whenever he tries to eat squirrels !! >:((

"Dude, I'm gonna cause a TURD SPLURGE !!"

"Awesome man, I turded in ur butthole last night !"