Humicorn

Out of shear boredom, you suction cup a butt plug or dildo to your forehead and then look in the mirror while you're struggling to get it off.

While talking to my mother on the phone, I became a Humicorn.

Bloody Mary

When you take a drink from a full Diva Cup.

My girlfriend said she would have sex with me if I took a drink from her full Diva Cup, I did and reinvented the Bloody Mary.

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