A Beautiful hot girl who need a girl or boy in her life mostly a girl. Cold hearted and doesnt care about your feeling but is also lovable and kind. Also Inlove with music. AND SEXY AFFFF!!!!
Otherwise known as Jessica Simpson this blonde, typically texan Barbie cheerleader-type (taken to extremes) has recently starred in a remake of the dukes of hazzard (which was a crappy show originally). The film should be re-named Jessie's Dry Humping video. The film was a flimsy excuse to be able to show as much of Jess writhing around nearly naked simulating sex with a car (General Lee) when recording "these boots are made for walking" as a spin-off. The song too was bad-to-shit orignally and this cover is even worse. The only reason people (guys) are buying it is cuz of the porny image she portrays. Yep, put out any old crap and make it porny, and it'll still sell.
Lil' ol' Jess has even commented that Daisy Puke is a âgood role model for girlsâ ?!?!
So, now Jess is some kind of cultural psychology expert to be able to quantify a statement like this? If asked to explain she would no doubt give that vacant blonde stare and say something reeled off parrot-fashion that sheâs heard someone else say like âoh, sheâs so strong â whatever. This comment comes from a woman who, when being filmed for the newlyweds show, was so insecure about her husband being around âhotâ dancers for his new video, went out and spent 700 dollars on new underwear for herself to look even hotter. Jesus.
She had to train for at least 2 hours a day for a few months before filming the good olâ dukes so thereâs another visual lie being perpetuated by media. Many girls will think she just looks like that normally and will think thereâs something wrong with themselves, or will take it to the other extreme and become anorexic gym addicts.
As for the video, all she needs to do is shed a couple of very small items of clothing and you have her lapdancing. She mustâve been to a few clubs to be able to copy the moves so accurately (women like her always try to copy the dirty strippers so that they can keep their man â never works cuz all the other women are doing it too). But women watching will just pretend that they donât know their partners are secretly fucking her in their imaginations.
So, go ahead, release the film and the video but donât expect me to watch or to let my kids watch it, and above all, donât expect me to buy into the fuckin outrageous claptrap that daisy d is a role model for my girls. Why do parents have to keep fighting against this garbage?
Spineless mom 1 â âOh look at daisy simulating sex with that car - isnât she cute, such good clean funâ.
Spineless dad 1 - Thinks to himself
"Yeah, thatâs going to give me something to think about later when I am having sex with you. Itâs going to give me a huge hard-on thinking about it later. Iâll jerk off once or twice over her later.â
Spineless mom 1 â âDid you hear me darling? You look miles away. She is such a good role model for our little Britney and Christina donât you think? Sheâs so strong and uuuhhhhhâ¦hmmm⦠anyway, weâll get training bras for them now, start sending them to the gym, and to the surgeon to plan the boob jobs, teach them how to wear make-up and false blonde hair, bring some strippers and lapdancers home for them to watch and learn, and give them plenty of other images to look at on the internet - (Alternatively, have them join the mickey mouse club) - and then when they are 18 they can get a job in a sleazy Podunk country hick bar where they will walk/dance around half-naked serving drinks and basking in the knowledge that all the guys just want to fuck them. Oh yes, letâs get them started now! I canât wait to tell all our friends about the bright future for our girls!
What? What are pedophiles?â
Keep your fucking lies to yourself Daisy Puke.
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