Moser

A rare species that can be distinguished by a nose pointing north and a trail of chips and chicken nuggets. Hobbies include fried rice, microwaved hot dogs, sleep eating pizza, and pastina (heavily buttered) in between the toes. Can typically be seen wearing sweatpants tucked into Ugg boots, with Tommy Lyons' flannel.

CHUGGETS CHUGGETS CHUGGETS!!!
Why is there a chicken nugget on the stair again? Oh it was just Moser

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