Wilson Hot Chest

An alternative phrase for an Appalachian Mud Slide. This is the term used by old, gray headed men who enjoy a mud slide every now and then, but cannot remember the actual phrase.

Man, I was over at George's place the other night and he covered me with a Wilson Hot Chest.

My woman was rushin' me the other night when I was givin' her a reverse pile driver, so I dropped a Wilson Hot Chest on her with a quickness.

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Craternova

This is a man who looks as though he's been shot in the face with a shotgun from non-lethal distance. He has more divots in his face than a muni golf course, however, he is a smashing hit with the ladies. Almost always sporting a Goatee to hide some of the carnage he is witty and self proclaimed to be hung like a skoal can (not a lot of length, but excessive girth).

How does he do it? He's a regular craternova with the ladies.

Yo, look at him, he had to be a zit popper. I bet he's a real craternova.

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