Large quantities of diarrhea produced by dirty Chinese food.
Marty ate a plate of greasy chow fun at the Hunan restaurant next to the bus station then he had an all-day lucky river.
A dive bar patron who hooks up with anyone who needs to break a sex slump.
That girl doing bar mat shots will fuck you in the bathroom if you're having a dry spell because she's an OG slump buster.
A seemingly unending flow of diarrhea caused by ingesting contaminated water left untreated after raw sewage flowed from a water treatment plant that was knocked off-line by an atmospheric river.
Kent had an 3-day atmospheric river shit after he made Cincinnati stew at Marc's house during the atmospheric river.
When an unmarried Mormon couple shit on each other for non-intercourse sexual gratification that keeps them in the good graces of the Angel Moroni.
Every Saturday, Conner and Abby split a large Cincinnati Stew then share a messy Provo Surprise before cuddling in a hot pile of shit and watch the BYU game.
A drunk Italian-American (typically male) who deliberately urinates in his pants instead of getting up to use the bathroom.
Marc's barstool is continously soaked in piss because he's a Golden Italian who thinks giving himself a Golden Shower is better than pissing in a urinal and losing his seat.
A well-washed butthole appropriate for licking.
Monique has an excellent soap hole, so she's always down to get her butt licked when she cruises down to 18th Avenue.
(Noun) - Human fecal matter found desposited in the cup of one of the 18 holes at a Trump-branded golf course .
"Dude, I bridied the first hole at the Trump National in LA, and when I reached down to get my ball I realized someone had dropped a Hot Donald Trump in the cup."
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