bra boobs

when a girl has an awesome cleavage until she takes her bra off and you see it was all padding

"dude remember that hot girl i was chatting up last night?"
"the one with the huge boobs?"
"yeah"
"what about her?
"well she had bra boobs"
"damn! that sucks"
"tell me about it"

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morning glory

alcoholic cocktail named for its tenancy to produce serious hangovers the next day.

the morning glory mix - 1 litre vodka

70cl red wkd

70cl blue wkd

70cl smirnoff ice lemon

70cl peach schnapps

4 shots of whiskey

this manages to taste like jelly, get you shit-faced and be neon purple at the same time.
Feel free to create you own variation!

"Dude I woke up with a killer hangover"
"How?"
"I was drinking Morning Glory last night"
"Dumbass"

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