Yanktank

When you sneak into the bathroom to watch porn and yank one out.

I’m gona take a shit (aka yanktank) before breakfast .

Goozing

A verb describing any liquid substance flowing out of your body .

“I need to change my tampon , I’ve been really goozing all morning “

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Pluff

Extensive over growth of pubic hair on a woman’s Who-Ha.

I was taken back by Cindy’s pluff, but I did her anyway.

Mattrossman

When your friend comes over and falls asleep sitting up on your couch and snores like a whore in church.

He came over and just did a whole mattrossman .

Willywiff

When you put your hand down your pants and feel your balls then pull your hand out and sniff it.

I took a willywiff before I stopped at Becky’s.

Slipslap

When you go to slap someone’s asscheek and miss and it makes the missed slap sound.

I got the worst slipslap from your uncle Ralph.