Shimpypank

The term shimpypank is used when someone has a accident and the person with them would call them a shimpypank

Girl 1: I just shat myself
Girl2: oh my god your such a shimpypank

Mark

Mark is your typical Irish lad who’s into sport and GAA. But unlike all other cocky Irish boys he is shy and sweet. Is usually tanned with brown eyes and brown hair. Doesn’t know it but most girls that pass him think he’s really good looking.

Girl1: Who’s that boy over there?
Girl2:Oh that’s my cousin mark. He’s so shy and nice

Girl1:Ya I think I might ask him out

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Pistol Winker

One who makes a representation of a gun with their thumb and index finger while simultaneously winking their eye and pretending to fire the imaginary “hand gun” with a sound effect of a sucking your teeth.

David is an annoying pistol winker. Whenever someone has a good idea that he likes, he pistol winks them and makes that annoying sound.

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Mai

Is the name of a kind and honest girl
Usually has brown and wavy hair
Is always polite to people she doesn’t know
Attracts all the boys
Usually pronounced M A Y

Mark: That girl is so cute
Denis: Ya that’s my friend mai. You should ask her out
Mark: Yes your right!

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