March 25th

March 25th is a hoes birthday. If you were born in march 25th your automatically a how

person one: bro i heard that girl is a bigggg hoe
person 2: she much be born in march 25th

Arabian fire drill

When you shit on a girl’s chest With the end of a lit string of fire crackers tucked in your ass crack whilst simultaneously trying to finish titfucking the steamy mass before the fire crackers destroy your ass.

“I got drunk and tried the Arabian fire drill. Haven’t shit right since.”