Axe

A brand of okay-smelling colognes and body-sprays that is misused by teenagers everywhere who think it's perfectly okay to replace a clean, refreshing shower every morning or after P.E. with half a can of body spray. In their disgusting and futile attempt at hygiene, it ends with them smelling horrible and looking like a giant douchebag.

Lanky Teenager: I've got a bright idea - instead of taking a shower after P.E. like everyone else, I'll dunk some cheap Kilo body spray on myself!

*Walks into hallway*

Girl: *sniffs* What is that?

Lanky Teenager: It's my Axe - smells good, doesn't it? *constipated smile*

Girl: It smells like you're covering up a week-old skunk carcass with a bucket of gasoline. Get the fuck out before I pull the fire alarm.

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