LAASS

1. Acronym that stands for Life Altering Ass
2. An ass that is so fine your life is altered in some way, shape, or form

Joey: Look at that LAASS!
Bob: Holy shit! That changes my perspective on life all together

England

The United States of America's total bitch. We owned them in the Revolutionary War. Also, full of pansies that have fucked up license plates and spelling. Fuck butter on your sandwiches, and fuck your spelling too, cause when it comes to "honor", there's no room for "u". Also, all of your pansy sports suck. And fuck your government. Incest-ridden hillbillys in your grand palace of cousin fuckery. Also, to leave off, the only good thing that came out of England is the USA and the Beetles. Now, fuck you, period. Not "full stop".

"Fuck you, England! You persecuting, fancy worded fuckfaces!" *July fourth is the day when we stand up and we say: "Fuck you, England!!" Fuck you, fuck you.

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