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OMG I barely escaped with my life. That Amy is a crazy motherfucker. I'm done fuckin with that Deranged Strange.
Type of female. Crazy ass, clingy, bitch!
That pussy ain't worth it! She's psycho as fuck and all needy oh hold me don't go. Total Clinger Dinger.
This is the outcome of fucking some clinger dinger several times. She starts showing up at your work. She wants to have your baby. She pranks you all night after seeing gals liking your post.
Bro 1-Man you alright? You seem like your ready to detonate?
Bro 2-No I'm not al-fuckin-right! I been droppin loads in that crazy blonde for a week. Now she is on my 24/7. She turns up everywhere I'm at. Guess I be fuckin the shortbus.
The stare your old lady gives you when you tell her what your about to do. It's an emotionless gaze that gets your blood boiling and want to raise your pimp hand.
The Dude: well shit guess I'll sell your jewelry that your great great grandma Tits Mcgee left for you.
Your old lady:
The Dude: Bitch don't be throwin that nigger twitch at me. Daddy has the hankerin for some crack. I'll smack that darkness off yo face.
The act of giving no thought or concentration to a dangerous task. Example: taking a torch to work when your job is to be sprayed with gas. Flakeiness, not home in the head.
Derp 1-Did you see where that lady was eaten by lions at zoo?
Derp 2-yep she worked there and was busy on her phone while feeding the lions and blam they ate the bitch. Total case of Jennicide.