Wet Wanda

A distant cousin of the 'Wet Willy.' When a man is fondeling a women with his right index finger and then suprises the female subject by putting that same finger in the female's left ear.

I gave Gina a Wet Wanda last night. She then slapped me in the face and left my apartment.

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Monrumpkin

A union between two individuals while simultaneously executing both a monroe transfer and a blumpkin.

Is a monrumpkin physically possible? Unfortunately, there is no known proof that such an exhibit of flexibility and digust has ever been performed.