That thing that you look at all day that is small and does a billion more things than a "phone" but you and all your friends call it a "phone" when clearly it's really a hand computer.
Hey how do we get to that happenin party?
I dunno man, lemme whip out my hand computer.
Your what?
Hand computer.
A person who is really hot and great and deserves a swipe to the right on the tinder thing
"What's your name"
"Crystal"
"You're hot"
"Yeah I know, I'm such a right swipe"
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