Evaan

Evaan is the physiological embodiment of all things good about Evan. Evaan is an alternate version of Evan who is perfect in every way, someone who is outgoing and witty, someone who is extroverted and has a lot of friends. Evan is nothing compared to Evaan.

“I wish I could be like Evaan”
“You will never be anything even close to Evaan, for you are only Evan.”

Commodore

Something that should be used to pee in. It is heavily suggested in a song sung by a performer known as “yellow fish” that you should use a commodore instead of peeing on the floor.

Don’t pee on the floor, use the commodore!