Space lettuce

A strain of weed. The dankest of dank

I puffed some space lettuce and I’m higher than a giraffes pussy

GSW

An acronym meaning "Gun Shot Wound" used by dumbass writers of television medical dramas who don't stop to think that Gee-ess-duh-bul-eww has five syllables, while Gun-Shot-Wound only has three.

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conservative

1. Formerly, one who favors the conservation of traditional views and values. (This definition is now archaic used only in reference to individuals who lived before 1960)

2. A wealthy person who exploits the fears and predjudices of ignorant and uneducated individuals in order to further his own economic, social, and political interests (see 'economic conservative').

3. An ignorant and uneducated person so manipulated (see 'social conservative').

Even though granddaddy made it through the depression working for the WPA and daddy went to college on the GI bill, I always vote conservative because liberals want just want to take my tax money and use it to give handouts to the coloreds.

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