A woman who gives handjobs in exchange for tater tots.
"AAAAHHH" moaned Jim, as he handed over the tots.
"I'm so hungry I could tater tot slut right now."
When your boner is so hardcore that it stretches your underwear taut, delving right into your crack.
My Boner Wedgie has been hounding me for hours.
"I found it awkward at the Stevie Wonder concert when he covered TLC's smash hit "No Scrubs" while sporting a Marco Boner."