Minecraft

A cringy game where you can make anything out of blocks. Fun Fact: Most 5 year olds prefer this over roblox. Fun Fact 2: Any youtuber who plays minecraft is a good actor or has nothing better to do with their life.

(Kid Screams in background) (Brother enters with a phone) Kid:Noooo! GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY ROOM IM PLAYING MINECRAFT!

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Roblox

Roblox is a game for kids who didn't hit puberty yet, or a game for your local pedophile to get turned on and shove blocky bodies in each other to simulate sex. But don't worry because kids can get into that action too. Your local elementary school probably has kids that play roblox. You know what makes those kids special??? AUTISM. Roblox players have autism and Telomon himself said it.

Reporter: Telomon. You made smash hit roblox in 2004. Has the people on it become more annoying?

Telomon: Heh, Smash hit, THATS WHAT I DID TO YOUR MOM.

Reporter: Erm. Okay. This is the end of the interview. Back to you Tom.

6 Year Old: Hey do you have Roblox?

Other 6 Year Old: Yah. Why?

6 Year Old: Cause I wanna fuck you in Roblox.

Other 6 Year Old: Well lets do it baby.

(They proceed to their bedrooms and tell their brothers/sisters to get off the tablet cause it is their turns) (The 6 Year Olds start having sex.)(Very high pitched moaning noises can be heard from the 6 Year Olds rooms and from their dad's bedrooms.)

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