Club Cow

Obese individuals lumbering through the warehouse club grazing on free samples in search of a Costco Lunch.

Jim: Did you make it to Costco today?
Chris: Yea, I had to navigate around the Club Cows clogging the aisles feasting on Biscuit Bites and Beef Jerky.

toldunteered

The act of being instructed to do something or fill a role when no one else would do it.

No one would volunteer to unload the dishwasher so I was toldunteered to do it.