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1- A granola bar that causes flatulence due to the content of chicory.
2- Drinking establishment for poofters.
After the poofters bar Howard went flatulent for 2 days and couldn't stop sharting himself.
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Mythical being, related to the Bigfoot and Yetti that comes into your car, house or office and pees in your coffee, and than sods off again without ever being seen. Believed to originate from Seattle. Coffee spiked by a Pequod is also referred to as Pequod.
The Starbucks coffee ambassador who was doing a blind test recognized this cup of Joe as the best Pequod she had ever drank because it left a foam mustache that could only be removed with turpentine.
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Instant espresso powder, cream, flavored sugar syrup and ice cubes, all mixed up in a blender. Costs hardly anything to produce, easy to make and tastes fantastic. Does make you fat though.
"Are you pregnant or is that a bear belly?"
"No, I just had to many fatpuccino's"
"So you are carrying Howard Schultz's baby?"
"Yes I know, I am to fat and I shouldn't drink all those delicious fatpuccino's"
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A way of making the sugar in the coffee bean caramelize so that the coffee tastes stronger in a weak brew. This way you can make coffee with less beans or beans of a lesser quality. A trick used in the fast food industry and by Starbucks. If you drink it pure you will taste a burned, charred flavor, but if you mix it with steamed milk and add lots of corn syrup it will taste better and stronger and thus fooling the client letting him/her believe he/she is drinking a better coffee than he/she actually is.
Gourmet coffee doesn't need overburned coffee beans.
A coffee maker that uses pads to make the perfect cup of coffee every time. Just put one or two pads in the pad holder and select one or two cups for the right amount of water. Pads are made by Douwe Egberts and many other quality brands, like Lavazza. There are many flavors and varieties. Totally takes away the need to go to a Starbucks for a fraction of the price.
Since I got the Senseo I make my own perfect cup of coffee in the morning and I don't go to Starbucks anymore.
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Female customer at Starbucks. Either a soccer mom or trailer park trash, but probably got features of both. Known for their bad temper and lack of manners.
The big white whale likes to drink quad venti non-fat latte.
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When you are not nice to the barista he will prepare your beverage and pass it behind his apron and quickly dip his schlong into it. Because he is wearing an apron you can not see that his schlong was hanging out all the time. He will also give you decaff instead of regular.
Pour your schlong into it, one dip at a time.
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